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"Jag ska klippa dina tånaglar så kort att det gör ont när du går"

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21 apr, 2021 13:56

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"It looks like we've dug our own grave."

"Well then, the least I can do is push you in to it."

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21 apr, 2021 21:08

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kollar "Ghost Stories dub" atm och nu kmr jag äga den här tråden


Spoiler:
Tryck här för att visa!"Principals always look like lesbians... MOM?!"

"Why are you still crying?"
"Because these pyjamas are GAY"

"No need to worry, monsters only get evil people like republicans"

"Have you done your homework yet? Oh wait you're dyslexic. Done your yet homework have? You? You I'm answer, hey, talking me to"

"I'm gonna pray for the homosexual soul"

"You know what i hear? i hear the sound of you SHUTTING THE F*CK UP"

"You're such a bitch"
"wHaT DiD yOu sAy?"
"i have an itch-"

"I cant die yet, the only person ive had s** with is my babysitter"

"Don't fuck with her, you know how lesbians can get!"

"Why is it always her and lesbians?"


like there is more-

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16 maj, 2021 20:09

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"If you would kindly shut up and listen"

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3 jul, 2021 16:28

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"Det känns för övrigt ganska skevt att gråta i en karusell."
Ja eller hur, visst gör det?

Four score and seven years ago...

4 jul, 2021 00:12

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”Jack och William, ni är till sist och slut ännu mera korkade än Averell som är den mest korkade av er tre!”
(Bröderna Daltons skatt)

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7 jul, 2021 22:01

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Conventional is the enemy of interesting.

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8 jul, 2021 13:59

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(På självplock av jordgubbar)

"Titta, jag hittade en jordgubbe!" - barn, runt 3 år

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8 jul, 2021 22:44

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do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part that cringes

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21 aug, 2021 13:30

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Det konstiga med somrar är att de går så fort över... - Malin Melkerson, Saltkråkan

29 aug, 2021 08:20

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