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Bouncing BillyBobBaby


Once upon a time, there was a little boy living in the middle of the city. He was a real nutcase, his
dad too. One day, when he was out shopping without no money, he met a guy. This guy was not an
ordinary guy, he was a cool guy.
“Hello!”, Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby said.
Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby was the little idiotic boy's name.
“Hi!”, the cool guy said. “I'm a cool guy! You wanna' be as cool as I am?”
“YeahYeahYeah!” Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby said.
“Well, then go SCREW YOURSELF!”
First, Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby felt like the cool guy had fooled him, but then he felt a small ray
of hope. He ran home as fast as he could. But he didn't know how to do.
“Dad! DAD!”
“Yes, Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby? What is it?”
“How do I screw myself?”
“That is impossible.”
“NOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
“Mehmeh, shut up Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby! I'm trying to reed the biological science newsletter
from swedish “Illustrerad vetenskap” that costs three hundred money per day!”
“Ok, dad. I'm sorry.”
I most kill the cool guy! he thought to himself.
“FOCK OFF, SCAB!” dad said. “YOU CAN'T KILL BEFORE YOU ARE EIGHTEEN! THEN
YOU WILL BE A CRIMINAL!”
“Oh, I guess I did not thought quiet enough.” And so he started cry.
“Uaaaaaahhhh!”
Dad felt a sense of guilt so he said:
“ Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby, don't be sad. We can kill together! I am over eighteen...”
“Hmmm.” Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby thought for a while.
“Well, I guess so. Look a this piece of paper, that's the plan.”
And they stared on a piece of brown paper for two years.
After three years, (it took one extra year to eat), they put their shoes on and went out to kill the cool
guy. But when they got to the cool guy's house, he wasn't there! They knowed 'cause it was so dark
in the window.
“I'll guess we just have to go home.” dad said.
“Can I get my pink milk then?”
“YOU ARE NOT ALOUD TO ASK ME FOR SUCH THINGS! THAT CAN BE DANGEROUS,
YOU MORON! FOCK OFF, SCAB!”
“Ok, dad. I'm sorry.”
“Well, me to. I'm sorry that I am a bad dad, and that I never ever understands you. Sorry.” He
looked sad.
Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby didn't want he's father to be sad, so he sang a song for him. The song's
text was like this:


Ohh wooaah (3x)

You know you love me,I know you care

Just shout whenever, And I'll be there

You want my love, You want my heart

And we will never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl quit playing

Were just friends, What are you saying

Said theres another, Look right in my eyes

Ivar Lodén Håkansson

My first love broke my heart for the first time,

And I was like

Baby, baby, baby ohhh

Like baby, baby, baby noo

Like baby, baby, baby ohh

I thought youd always be mine mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh

Like baby, baby, baby noo

Like baby, baby, baby ohh

I thought youd always be mine,mine (oh oh)

For you, I would have done whatever

And I just can't believe, we ain't together

And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losin' you

I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring

And im in pieces, Baby fix me

And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream

Im going down, down, down, dooown

And I just cant believe my first love would be around.

And I'm like

Baby, baby, baby ohh

Like baby, baby, baby noo

Like baby, baby, baby ohh

I thought youd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh

Like baby, baby, baby noo

Like baby, baby, baby ohhh

I thought youd always be mine, mine

Luda

When I was 13, I had my first love,

There was nobody that compared to my baby,

And nobody came between us or could ever come above

She had me goin' crazy,

Oh I was starstruck,

She woke me up daily,

Don't need no Starbucks.

She made my heart pound,

Ivar Lodén Håkansson

And skip a beat when I see her in the street and,

At school on the playground,

But I really wanna see her on the weekend,

She know she got me gazin',

Cuz she was so amazin',

And now my heart is breakin',

But I just keep on sayin'...

Baby, baby, baby ohh

Like baby, baby, baby noo

Like baby, baby, baby ohh

I thought youd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh

Like baby, baby, baby noo

Like baby, baby, baby ohh

I thought youd always be mine, mine

(I'm gone)

Yeah, yeah, yeah (6x)

(Now Im all gone, now im all gone, now im all gone)

Gone, gone, gone,(gone)

I'm gone.



When he was finnished, he huged his dad. He huged him so hard, and he wouldn't let go in three
years.
Next day, they saw the cool guy standing in his apartment, with only his pants on. He where going
to sleep.
”WAIT!”, dad said. ”I have to kill you in the name of love.”
”W00t?”, the cool guy said.
”Wow, he realy is cool...”, dad said.
”Let's go inside!”, Bouncing Billy-Bob Baby said.
“Oh, yeah!” dad said.
They took a shovel and killed the cool guy.

The End



HAHAHAHA asså wtf? Alltid lika kul att hitta gamla historier och liknande från tidigare skolår .

Haha omg lol xD

eller hur xD Fett kasst skriven också, men jag gick i femman tror jag.

Haha, LOL xD